basketcase (maggie_smurf) wrote in elite_as_fuck,

neo fascists are losers

name: john
location: suburbia

1. top 5 bands: i wooda said the beatles but im advised otherwise. so dead kennedys, velvet underground, jimi hendrix expierence, smashing pumpkins, and either subhumans or the adicts. you decide
2. top 5 movies: requim for a dream. mallrats. dagerous lives of altar boys, donnie darko, and fear and loathing in las vegas
3. 5 words you constantly use: fuck, mad-rad, jesus?, smile, woah
4. why are you better than everyone else? i have pink converse
5. why do you deserve to be here? no reason really, because i need to be in a club(community) with a kool name, and elite as fuck is preatty wicked.
6. how do you show you really are elite? elite? by telling everyone that john lennon is better than there dad ever was
7. if you had 50 dollars would you give a bum a couple bucks? i would give the bum all of it, and i would show him my shoes and say "true elite children where pink with pride"
8. who is your favorite author and why? kurt vonnegut..maybe, he just happens to have a good style of grim humor that either bashes religion or war, or ken keasly(sorry if i spelt it wrong) kus of one flew over the koo koo's nest gives everyone a reason to rebel
9. what is something you live by everyday? "im a little bit country, and im a little bit rock and roll!'...fuck the osmonds..."
10. if you were an animal, what kind would you be? why? i donno, i would be the nowhere man in the yellow submarine, i mean it doesnt get any better than doing everything to pleasue yourself.
11. what kind of shoes do you wear? converse. high pink. have to have unique shoes.
12. if you had a puppy what would you name it? if it was one of those droop faced hunting dogs i would name it nixon..
13. compare yourself to someone famous (movie star, musician, fictional character, historical figure). why? i would have to say siouxie of the banshees, simply because we have nothing alike..or maybe andy warhol, just because of all his weirdness-and dave navarro because of how strange we look when we play the guitar..he is way cool
14. what's your favorite body part? eyes and lips
15. what's your most prized possession? i have a few. 1. ben kwellers guitar pick 2. the guy from the music's guitar pick, and finally my guitar
16. any special talents?

god bless jesus for being about as real as britney spear's breasts
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